Adam: What if, at lunch, we grill a ton of hot dogs and just give them to whoever wants them?
JC Spink: That's not a prank, okay? That's a minor league baseball promotion.
Brea: We could do something to the William Penn statue.
Principal Ball: Nooo! This statue is off-limits to all pranks. William Penn is my personal hero.
Adam: Wasn't he expelled from Oxford and jailed a bunch?
Principal Ball: Don't believe everything you read in our textbooks, Goldberg. And keep your mitts off him.