Quote from Murray in The Dating Game
Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was April 21st, -something, and despite some initial bumps, my dad's new business partnership was about to pay off. Formica Mike: Great news, fellas! I told ya white wicker furniture was a gold mine! Vic: Nothing adorns a tasteful sunroom better than a woven rattan. Formica Mike: Those saps slurped it up like Mom's matzoh. Well, not my mom, because she was a horrible cook, an even worse woman, but you know what I mean. Murray: Wicker and soup. Enough said. Formica Mike: There's more. Much more! [hands Murray and Vic their checks] Murray: Is this a mistake? Formica Mike: No mistake. Vic: I've never seen so many numbers! Look at 'em all. There's a 7 and 9 and... a-and they brought their old pal 3. Murray: And yours doesn't have as many zeroes as mine does. Vic: Thank you for putting my joyful moment into perspective. Formica Mike: Welcome to the world of the filthy rich. You get one free murder. Use it wisely. Murray: What should I do with this? Formica Mike: Murray, listen to your best friend. Murray: Is that you in this case? Formica Mike: Think big! Do something that will cow your enemies or shame your family. Vic: Or... something nice. I'm gonna get a Vespa scooter. It's a whole culture. Formica Mike: Well, that's a crap example. But sure!