Joanne: You know who should go on The Dating Game? This sad sack!
Geoff: Sad sack?
Barry: You're basically the human equivalent of a dropped ice-cream cone with ants on it and a bootprint.
Matt: I saw this doc where whales that sing out of key get lost and die alone. You're sadder.
Naked Rob: I heard you weeping in the bathroom.
Geoff: Okay, I'm a little down, but that doesn't mean I'm ready to date.
Joanne: So you're just gonna be single?
Geoff: What? "Single" is not a bad word!
Barry: Here's some other words for you... alone, abandoned, forsaken, deserted, Albuquerque.