Quote from Beverly in Couple Off
Beverly: Where's this Randy fella? Randy: Can I help you? Beverly: No. But I can help you. Rule number one... never tell my schmoopaloo what to do. Randy: That'd be a whole lot easier if I knew what a schmoopaloo is. Brea: She means him. Beverly: Rule number two... no physical labor. No lifting, mopping, or scooping. Randy: That's pretty much the whole gig. Beverly: Rule number three... you will double his salary and let him work from home on Tuesdays. Randy: Or I have a better solution. Adam, you're super fired. Beverly: No! I fire you! Adam: Okay, Mom! I think I got it from here. Beverly: Good for you, honey. Oh. You know, for a new manager, you are showing great leadership. You're lucky to have this one, Brea. [clicks tongue]