Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, my dad and Barry shared a love of Philly sports teams. Especially the Eagles. Though you wouldn't always know it by the way they talked.
Murray: [on the phone] The Eagles are a giant steaming pile of crap.
Barry: They need to fire the coach, G.M., and the guy who carts off the players after they get injured. Could he drive any slower?
Murray: It's a shame a pig had to die for this.
Barry: I hate my team so much! What time should I come over to watch the game on Sunday?
Murray: The preshow starts at 10:00. Don't be late.
Barry: Okay.