Beverly: What the [bleep] [bleep]?! I was supposed to be the one to force you into buying things you don't want!
Essie Karp: We know, but then Jane arrived, and she's so pushy and terrifying. She said there was a new sheriff in town, and it's her. Then she showed us an actual badge. I think she might be the sheriff.
Beverly: Are you more scared of her than you are of me?
Virginia Kremp: Goodness no. No, no. You frighten the crap out of us. I once screamed when I thought I saw your shadow. Thank goodness it was just a circus clown in my driveway.