Pops: So, where's Brea off to, kiddo?
Adam: Visiting her cousin at the University of Virginia.
Beverly: Hold on. You're letting Brea visit a college south of the Mason-Dixon line, in a state that's famously "for lovers"?
Adam: She's not visiting the school. She's visiting her cousin.
Beverly: Cousin visits are gateways to actual college visits. One minute, you're all, "Yay! Our moms are sisters." And then, the next minute, "Mmm, yeah. I think I could spend four years here."
Adam: Where are you going with this? Is a question I'm sure I'll regret asking.
Beverly: Once Brea strolls past the columns of the UVA Rotunda and then picnics next to the waters of Lake Monticello, she will fall in love with the place.
Adam: Where is all this specific UVA information coming from?