Adult Adam: [v.o.] And "it" was a very specific sorority beauty competition.
Barry: Excuse me, attractive stranger, your sign's mistaken. That should say Miss Ships Ahoy. Pageants are for the gals.
Jean Jacobs: Not a mistake. This is my sorority's male beauty pageant. Every year, we crown a new Mr. Ships Ahoy based on our core values, integrity, decency, and hotness when wet.
Barry: I love Chips Ahoy! That's gotta matter. Tell the other contestants you have your champion.