Adult Adam: [v.o.] After years of my mom marching down to the school to have my back, it was time to do the same for her. By going somewhere I'd never dared to go before.
Mr. Glascott: Kitty in the lounge! Meow! Meow!
Adam: You guys call me "Kitty"?
Mr. Perott: We call all students "kitties."
Helen: Not that one senior with the mustache. I call him something else.
Mr. Glascott: What are you doing in here, Adam?
Adam: I'll tell you what I'm doing in here... You suck.
Mr. Woodburn: Excuse you?
Mr. Perott: Not okay!
Coach Nick: Now you're on special teams, too!
Adam: Fail me if you want, but you already failed my mom.
Mr. Woodburn: We failed her? I pulled my groin at her field day! That's my best feature.
Adam: Look, I know she's been hard on you guys in the past, but you've never had her on your side before. Look what she did to your lounge.
Coach Nick: It is a soothing oasis in the midst of our chaotic world.
Adam: If there's one thing you learned about my mom over the years, she never gives up. Give her a chance. She'll be the best ally you've ever had.