Principal Ball: She also stole many food items from the cafeteria.
Helen: You can't prove I was the one who swiped 14 gallons of liquid cheese to throw a nacho party for some sailors on leave.
Adam: What a long and oddly specific denial.
Principal Ball: And there was the unauthorized use of our cafeteria during Winter Break for a three-day "pajama-jammy-jam."
Adam: For God's sake, Helen!
Helen: I told you, I'm a heavy drinker.
Adam: You said "sleeper"!
Helen: It's all connected.