Adult Adam: [v.o.] And just like that, my dad dragged me into brainstorming how to be more involved with his wife.
Adam: Looking past the obvious weirdness, can I ask why your adult best friend is on my bed?
Bill Lewis: You're lucky, little man... you got the best mattress in the whole house.
Adam: And you know that because...
Bill Lewis: Oh, I water your plants when you're out of town, but the details aren't important. What's important is getting the Mur-man back in your mama's good graces.