Adam: Just to hit the fast-forward, maybe a love note would do the trick.
Murray: I get hand cramps and don't want to. What else you got?
Bill Lewis: How about a moonlit stroll?
Murray: Well, I do go out at night to the mailbox. Uh, she's more than welcome to follow me. But that is really my only alone time, so I say no.
Adam: Oh, my God. You are so bad at this.
Murray: Because these ideas are terrible.
Bill Lewis: Look, buddy, it's normal. Things get tired. Happens to everybody.
Adam: But here's the good news. Your laziness as a husband is so profound that even the smallest gesture is gonna make a big difference to Mom.
Murray: A small gesture? That's just slightly more than I already do. I can do that.