Adult Adam: [v.o.] Geoff's naked run had gotten him in trouble, and there was one person who thought he could help.
Barry: Officer! I demand you release this freshman to my custody.
Police Officer: Look, I really don't have the...
Barry: Shh! Excuse me. I'm talking. Now, I know this is messy, in terms of jurisdiction, but orientation leader trumps beat cop any day of the week.
Police Officer: I'm trying to tell you he's free to go.
Erica: He won't get out the car. He lost his mind because he missed some party.
Barry: It wasn't just one party. He missed all of Freshman Week. A lifetime of memories. He will never get that back.
Erica: Aw, damn it. I took his whole special week from him.
Police Officer: Can I go in and talk to him? Somebody do something.
Barry: Could I ask you some accuracy questions about Turner & Hooch?
Police Officer: You need to leave... now.