Adult Adam: [v.o.] Geoff wasn't gonna let Erica off the hook, even though he really didn't have much of a plan.
Erica: Geoff, what the hell are you doing?
Geoff: The classic Penn tradition... The Naked Mile!
Erica: Wait. You're streaking? Here? In Camden, New Jersey?
Geoff: Hell yeah I am! Ever since we got together, I've been all about what Erica wants. But right now, it's about what I want. And I wanna jog naked in these unknown streets!
Erica: Oh, God. Please don't take your underwear off. Let's just go inside, and we can talk about it.
Geoff: There's nothing to talk about. Behold my body, Little Botswana! [police siren chirps] Oh, no!
Erica: Oh, yeah.
Geoff: It's not what it looks like, Officer. This is just a storied tradition at a college in another state.
Police Officer: Oh. Then it's cool.
Geoff: Really?
Police Officer: Not at all.