Adult Adam: [v.o.] My sister was loving her new off-campus apartment. But for Geoff, it was a little too off-campus.
Erica: Uh, what's with the dorkwear?
Geoff: It's freshman field day. I'm on the purple team. White is our mortal enemy.
Erica: You're leaving now? But I'm turning this drab nook into a twinkly wonderland.
Geoff: Yeah, I-I love how hard it'll be for me to see my textbooks.
Erica: You're not gonna help us?
Geoff: I guess I could be late to the thing I'm really excited about because of these lights that just kinda meander across the wall.
Erica: There ya go, Kris Kringle. Grab some thumb tacks and go where the wire takes ya.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yep, always the supportive boyfriend, Geoff once again put Erica first.
Geoff: Over here, I guess?