Geoff: But I'm just not sure how I'm gonna tell my orientation leader that I'm skipping all that stuff. He seemed to think it was really important.
Erica: Geoff, you don't need to listen to some dipwad in a T-shirt and visor.
Barry: [enters] And yet he does! This powerful visor is a badge that allows me to do and say anything I want.
Erica: That's not right.
Ren: That's not even how badges work.
Barry: Thusly, I've been entrusted with overseeing Geoff's transition from dorky civilian...
Geoff: Guilty.
Barry: ...to hard-partying freshman, whose love of beer and lack of ambition become sources of real concern for his community.