Dolores: Beverly, I didn't know when to bring this up, but I am a huge fan of your cookbook.
Beverly: You are?
Dolores: Would you mind signing mine for me?
Beverly: Here? Now? I have my own smudge-proof pen!
Dolores: And please don't tell me that you bedazzled that gorgeous sweater yourself.
Beverly: I did bedazzle this beauty myself. How are you so amazing and friends with Jane Bales?
Dolores: Jane and I aren't really friends. Between you and me, she's a strong cup of coffee.
Beverly: She is a piece of [bleep].