Jane: I brought just one candidate, the perfect one.
Bill Lewis: Sweet Snow White, she's pretty as a princess!
Jane: Dolores is even better than a Disney princess... She's real.
Bill Lewis: That's my number-one criteria.
Beverly: There's gotta be something wrong with her. What is she, uh, splotchy? Blotchy? Rashy? Acne-d? Stinky? No pinkies?
Bill Lewis: None of those are deal breakers!