Quote from Geoff in The Return of the Formica King
Geoff: Yoo-hoo. Geoffy's home. Oh, my, a guest? Erica, you didn't say anything about company. I'm so sorry. This is not how it normally looks. Erica: Geoff, stop. You do not have to clean up for him. He was just leaving. Geoff: So soon? A-At least stay for a beverage. We have Tab and sink water. Adam: You've tempted me. I'm gonna park myself right here and make a night of it. Erica: No! I have things to do. Adam: Like finish a musical with your baby brother? Geoff: Wow. You guys are a regular Rodgers and Hammerstein, except you're siblings and children and... Hey, look, a whole song about slides! Adam: It's called "The Play Ground," and it's set in a playground. It makes you think. Geoff: It almost does. A duet about monkey bars? I can't wait. Erica: Well, you're gonna have to, because it's not happening. Adam: Unless you take my hand and come with me to complete our theatrical destiny. Ohh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Geoff: Stop by anytime. You're always welcome in our home. Erica: No, he's not. And stop offering my Tabs to people.