Adam: Mom, I spoke to my guidance counselor, and he told me I can't get into NYU with those scores.
Beverly: Oh, my! That is shocking and disappointing and not coming from me.
Adam: So, I've decided I'm not going to college.
Beverly: Say what now?
Adam: Yeah, Mr. Perott said I don't need it.
Beverly: Did he, though? [chuckles] That rascal.