Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the 80's, my mom was obsessed with my birthday. She always went over the top. And over that top. So as I approached adulthood, I was hoping for the biggest present of them all.
Beverly: Get excited, Schmoopaloo. Your gift is right behind that garage door.
Adam: Ooh! I need to know... Does it have wheels?
Beverly: Maybe.
Adam: And can it take me all over town?
Beverly: Maybe.
Adam: And when I pull up to school, will the ladies lower their sunglasses and say, with surprise, "Adam Goldberg?"
Beverly: Definitely! [garage door opens] Ta-da!
Adam: A freakin' bike? Where's my GMC Sierra Grande, as featured in The Fall Guy?
Beverly: This is way better than a car.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Fat chance. But then I laid eyes on my mom's most over-the-top gift ever... An exact replica of the bike from Pee-wee's Big Adventure!
Adam: You didn't.
Beverly: I did. I'm officially the greatest mama in the world!