Quote from Beverly in Schmoopie's Big Adventure
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the 80's, my mom was obsessed with my birthday. She always went over the top. And over that top. So as I approached adulthood, I was hoping for the biggest present of them all. Beverly: Get excited, Schmoopaloo. Your gift is right behind that garage door. Adam: Ooh! I need to know... Does it have wheels? Beverly: Maybe. Adam: And can it take me all over town? Beverly: Maybe. Adam: And when I pull up to school, will the ladies lower their sunglasses and say, with surprise, "Adam Goldberg?" Beverly: Definitely! [garage door opens] Ta-da! Adam: A freakin' bike? Where's my GMC Sierra Grande, as featured in The Fall Guy? Beverly: This is way better than a car. Adult Adam: [v.o.] Fat chance. But then I laid eyes on my mom's most over-the-top gift ever... An exact replica of the bike from Pee-wee's Big Adventure! Adam: You didn't. Beverly: I did. I'm officially the greatest mama in the world!