Adam: Pops let me down!
Dave Kim: "Be yourself"? You? Yourself? Being it?
Adam: I know, Dave Kim.
Dave Kim: She's one of the chosen ones, the beautiful elite, the best kind of aloof. They'll never accept... this.
Adam: You don't have to waft. I know, Dave Kim!
Dave Kim: You need to get better advice.
Adam: I know, Dave Kim!
Dave Kim: But who's cool enough to guide you?
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Turns out, there was someone... Mr. Perott, our new guidance counselor. Yep, he wore a leather jacket and was the epitome of cool.
Adam: I think I know, Dave Kim.