Principal Ball: Coach Nick, we got a fresh cucumber ready to be brined. Coach him up.
Coach Nick: Never. I'm done with you pushing your filthy pickle in my gym.
Principal Ball: Please remember, words matter, and I am the principal of this school.
Coach Nick: And I am the principal of this gym.
Principal Ball: The gym is inside the school, so I am principal of both.
Coach Nick: Damn it. That tracks. But I'll still never coach this sorry excuse for a sport.
Principal Ball: Yeah, seems like Coach Nick's got some stuff going on. Why don't you just jump out there and show us what you got?
Adam: Hey, everyone. [chuckles] Let's have some fun.
Matt Scherneke: Fresh dill coming your way.
Adam: Oh, that seems cute... [groans]
Matt Scherneke: Welcome to the pickle, bitch.
Principal Ball: Such a regal game. [Adam groans]