Jane: Stop everything. I just discovered my car's windshield had a rock tossed through it!
Beverly: Damn it! I need to get back out there. I can't believe I wasted time talking to you haggard pumpkins!
Jane: No need. Because I think you'll discover the person who committed this crime is none other than Beverly Goldberg. [all gasp]
Beverly: I don't think I like what you're implying, Jane.
Jane: And there was a note attached. ["**** you, Jane!"] [all gasp]
Beverly: Wait. You all think that I would do this?
Virginia: Well, it is something you might say.
Essie: Have said.
Linda: Yeah. Like a lot.
Essie: In front of our children.
Beverly: In that case, um, [bleep] you... [all gasp] ... and your [bleep] frazzled [bleep] faces. I know that doesn't help my case. But [bleep] all of you.