Quote from Adam in A 100% True Ghost Story
Beverly: Somebody slashed my art. Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yep, this 100% really happened. Adam: You know what that means, don't you? We have a ghost, and that ghost hates butts. Murray: Stop! There's no such thing as ghosts! Adam: Of course there is! There's Large Marge from Pee-wee's Big Adventure, the poltergeist from Poltergeist, and Blinky, Inky, Pinky, and Clyde from Pac-Man. Beverly: Those are some very compelling examples, Murray. Murray: Examples of things that aren't real. Adam: It's obviously a spirit with unfinished business trapped in the realm of the living. Beverly: Obviously.