Beverly: [singsong voice] Happy Parents Weekend.
Barry: Erica said you were upset, but your wrapped gifts and cheery tone say otherwise.
Erica: Not buying it. What's your game, Mom?
Beverly: I am a mom, strange girl, just not yours.
Geoff: She's pretending to not be your mom to get back at you.
Erica: Yeah, thanks, Geoff. Good add.
Geoff: Uh-huh.
Beverly: I'm just here to celebrate Parents Weekend with my one child who attends this university.
Geoff: She's wearing a sweater that's so sparkly and vindictive.
Erica: Why are you just saying the things we can all see?