Erica: Mom and Dad can't come to Parents Weekend.
Barry: Absolutely not! Also, why not?
Erica: If tacky, horrible Mom shows up, Ren will never talk to me again.
Barry: Ha! The friendship you care about hinges on the paper-thin premise you can hide Mom forever.
Erica: This is bad for you, too. Do you think potential girlfriends on this campus will respond well to Beverly Goldberg?
Barry: Oh, no! You brought it around to me, and now I'm invested.