Sheriff: Howdy, folks. Welcome to Durango Gulch, population 237. Oops. Looks like 236.
Erica: Funny stuff, Quick Draw McGraw. But, um, where's the pay phones?
Sheriff: It's the 19th century, ma'am. I don't reckon to know what hifalutin contraption you're speaking about.
Erica: Okay, so you're just gonna keep doing the thing? Great. I'll be in the saloon.