Will Quote #1631
Quote from Will in Not with My Cousin You Don't
Will: So, Derek, you know about football?
Derek: Yeah.
Carlton: Yeah, you do? Or, yeah, you don't?
Will: Are you familiar with the term "offsides"?
Derek: Oh, yeah. That's when somebody crosses the line too soon.
Carlton: Exactly.
Will: So I can see you know what I'm talking about here then, bro?
Derek: No.
Carlton: No, you do? Or, no, you don't?
Will: Carlton. Let's put it this way. You're rounding third base and you're headed for home. You're excited because you think you're about to score easy, but here's the problem. You're in a visitor's ballpark and if you do score, the angry fans might not be able to be held responsible for their actions.
Carlton: And it's bat night.
Derek: All right, are you two in trouble with a bookie or something?
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Quote from Hilary
Ashley: Hilary, do you remember the first time you fell in love?
Hilary: Oh, this is important. Come. Come. Come. Sit. Sit. Sit. It was Lawrence Young, the most beautiful man at Bel-Air Prep. Oh! To put it simply, he was a god. He had been held back three years so he was really buff. Oh, he had the most amazing...
Ashley: Hilary. Hilary. Hilary, I get the picture.
Hilary: Oh, Ashley, are you in love?
Ashley: I think so. I feel like Derek's the one. I don't think I'll ever feel this way about anybody else.
Hilary: Oh, Ash, I am so happy for you. But long-distance relationships don't usually work out. I mean, look at the Little Mermaid. I mean, she was stuck in the sea and he was stuck on land.
Ashley: But they ended up together.
Hilary: Yeah, with the help of a lobster. You know a lobster?
Quote from Hilary
Ashley: Hilary, can I talk to you for a minute?
Hilary: Not now, Ash, my show starts in five minutes. Uh-oh. Big-sister radar. It's important, isn't it? I can tell. I have, like, a third sense about these things.
Quote from Carlton
Carlton: Oh, my God. What are we gonna do?
Will: This is what we're gonna do, we're gonna stop listening.
Carlton: You're right. Enough listening, time for action. She needs de-programming. We'll make her watch movies. Lots of movies. Doris Day movies. Now, there's a good wholesome role model. [sings] Que sera sera, whatever will be, will be... [talks] Wait a minute. "Whatever will be, will be"? What kind of devil-may-care message is that? The slut.
Will: Okay, Carlton. Carlton. Look, you need to calm down, all right?
Carlton: Look, we need to find a Yellow Pages. I'm calling a nunnery. It's late, so I'll need a 24-hour one.
Will: Carlton, man, we ain't even Catholic.