Will: So, Derek, you know about football?
Derek: Yeah.
Carlton: Yeah, you do? Or, yeah, you don't?
Will: Are you familiar with the term "offsides"?
Derek: Oh, yeah. That's when somebody crosses the line too soon.
Carlton: Exactly.
Will: So I can see you know what I'm talking about here then, bro?
Derek: No.
Carlton: No, you do? Or, no, you don't?
Will: Carlton. Let's put it this way. You're rounding third base and you're headed for home. You're excited because you think you're about to score easy, but here's the problem. You're in a visitor's ballpark and if you do score, the angry fans might not be able to be held responsible for their actions.
Carlton: And it's bat night.
Derek: All right, are you two in trouble with a bookie or something?