Will Quote #1391
Quote from Will in It's a Wonderful Lie
Lisa: I know that hand.
Will: Um... See, what had happened at first was... See, at first, I was at the game but then a sniper came. And... The coach had got shot.
Jana: I know someone who should be shot.
Lisa: Will, you lied to me.
Will: Wait. Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute, Lisa. Now, come on, now, if this was two months ago by now I'd have been up in this party in my drawers doing the Tootsie Roll. But I'm not having any fun right now. And you know why? Because I feel guilty. That's right, I'm at Hoochie Phi Hoochie and I ain't having no fun. Now, that's progress.
Will: Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait. What about you... Miss Nightie-Wearing, Popcorn-Popping, Dancing-To-Janet Well-At-Least-That's-What-I'm-Going Tell-my-Boyfriend, Little-Party-Freak?
Lisa: Will, I wanted to stay home, but my girls wanted to come out.
Jana: This ain't no trial, you don't have to explain to him.
Will: Hush, puppy.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘It's a Wonderful Lie’ Quotes
Quote from Will
Will: I ain't playing with you, come on.
Ashley: Will, you have no right to drag me home, I am not a child.
Will: Oh, you're just a grown woman now, huh?
Ashley: Listen, Will, I didn't do what you think I did.
Will: Look, I don't even wanna think about what you think I think you did.
Quote from Philip
Philip: Look now, I could ground you forever. I could put bars on your windows, I could put locks on your doors.
Ashley: Daddy-
Philip: Don't "daddy" me. Do you have any idea what you put this family through? Running around doing God knows what with God knows who.
Ashley: If I would have asked you, you wouldn't have let me go.
Philip: You're darn right. You're 15 years old. You have no business at a party with college boys!
Ashley: All my friends were there.
Philip: Your friends don't live here! I can't do this. You talk to your daughter. I'm done. [exits]
Ashley: You guys hate me.
Vivian: Ashley, if that were true, we wouldn't care when you did something foolish like this.
Philip: [returns] What you have to understand is that we know what's best for you. It may not seem like that now, but one day you'll understand that. End of discussion. [exits]
Ashley: Mom, don't you understand?
Vivian: Yes, I understand. I understand you lied and you ran away.
Philip: [returns through another door] And another thing as long as you live in this house, you will follow our rules. That's it! [goes upstairs]
Ashley: Mom.
[Vivian raises her hand as she waits for Uncle Phil to slam the door]
Quote from Philip
Vivian: Are you okay?
Ashley: Yeah, I'm all right.
Will: Now, we've got a bit of a volatile situation here. A powder keg if you will. A mishandling of this situation could have repercussions that will reverberate forever.
Philip: Vivian, call your sister and tell her she's about to lose her only child.
Will: I'm gonna call her and tell her myself.