Will Quote #648
Quote from Will in Here Comes the Judge
Will: Jazz, yes, it's true that I'm going off to college, man, but, come on, you like family to me. Jazz, just 'cause somebody moves away from the family that doesn't mean they break up. That just means that, you know, the family has to work harder to stay together. You understand what I'm saying?
Jazz: No. But at least you talking to me.
Will: Come on, Jazz, you know you're always going to be my homey. [they shake hands]
Both: Pssh.
Jazz: Why didn't you say that in the first place?
Will: I did say that. Why don't you clean out your ears?
Jazz: Now, I know you ain't talking about nobody's ears.
Will: Hey, come on, man, let's jet down to the mall, pick up some Chumpies.
Jazz: Will, could you do one thing for me? You know, just for old time's sake.
Will: Sure, no problem, man.
[Will throws Jazz out of the house]
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘Here Comes the Judge’ Quotes
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: I can't believe this. I mean, Will being arrested means we're all going to be investigated. I mean, this is how they knocked off Imelda Marcos. I'll just die if they touch my shoes.
Geoffrey: I'd die if you made your own bed.
Quote from Jazz
Jazz: What's up, Will? Man, what's with all the reporters? I ain't seen no chalk outlines or nothing.
Will: That's 'cause I didn't murder you yet.
Jazz: What's got your BVDs in a bunch?
Will: Well, for starters, you ruined the most important day in my uncle's life.
Jazz: Haagen-Dazs opened in Bel-Air?
Quote from Jazz
Will: Hey, Judge.
Philip: Now, Will, please. I haven't even announced that I'm running.
Jazz: I don't think you'd have to announce it, Mr. Banks. If you ran, we'd hear you coming.
Philip: I'm running for Superior Court Judge.
Jazz: He still could use the exercise.