Will Quote #463
Quote from Will in My Brother's Keeper
Nelson: You back again for another pre-game haircut? How you doing, young blood?
Will: Just a poor black man trying to make it in Bel-Air, Mr. Nelson.
What do you say, Joe? [buffs Joe's bald head] Hey, somebody want to know the future?
Joe: The girls like it.
Will: I'm sure they do, they can check their makeup in it.
Nelson: I heard about your last game. Boy, you was awesome. How many points you score?
Will: Ah, a mere 30 points an insignificant 18 rebounds, a minuscule 14 assists. In other words, for a small fee, I might be persuaded to date your daughters.
Joe: Boy, you ain't never gonna be that good.
Nelson: Boy, back in my day, we used to play basketball down in North Carolina. We ain't had no sneakers, so we played in high-top combat boots. And we ain't had no basketball, so we used a brick. And we ain't had no hoop so Cousin Junebug would hold his arms out in a circle like this. And all day long we slam dunked that brick off Junebug's head. Them was tough days, boy.
Will: Good thing you all wasn't into archery.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘My Brother's Keeper’ Quotes
Quote from Vivian
Vivian: It is so nice to have the house all to ourselves.
Philip: Oh, it sure is. Now, why is it that we wanted kids?
Vivian: 'Cause of the way you get them.
Quote from Will
Vivian: Philip, I think it's nice that the kids feel welcome and want to be around us.
Will: Actually, we got kicked out of six other people's cribs and a 7-Eleven parking lot. But, you mind if we just hang around here and, you know, order a couple of pizzas or something?
Philip: Well, it is a very special night for you, Will. Sure.
Will: All right. Thanks a lot, Uncle Phil. And you know what, man, this just feels great 'cause I remember a time when me and you didn't get along so good. All the yelling and screaming. You telling me, "Get on the first lane back to Philly." Hey, but this is now, and that was this morning.
Quote from Will
Marcus Stokes: Hey, man, I was waiting around for you in the locker room. Why'd you let me go around you like that?
Will: What, you tripping, man? I didn't let you go around me.
Marcus Stokes: I know your game, Will. You let me go around you. If you were gonna play like that, why didn't you just sit in the stands?
Will: Look, come on, man, you impressed the scout. You'll go to a Division One college, then you'll go pro. You'll be able to get your kid everything. What're you beefing about?
Marcus Stokes: Oh, I get it. 'Cause I got a kid, I'm some kind of charity case? Well, let's get something straight, homey. My situation does not define who I am, I define who I am.
Will: Look, man. I got lucky, all right. You know, I got a rich uncle. A lot of brothers coming from where we come from, I mean, they don't have the same opportunities, man. That's your ticket.
Marcus Stokes: You know something, my Bel-Air brother? You been watching too many made-for-TV movies.