Will Quote #202
Quote from Will in The Young and the Restless
Will: Well, there's this girl named Tanya, I met her at the mall. She works in a fancy men's store where even the underwear comes from Europe. I don't know if she'd go out with anybody in local drawers.
Hattie: Sets to mind a heifer we once had.
Will: You ain't seen Tanya.
Hattie: You listen up. Now, Petunia had two bulls liking her. One a big strong Angus with a chest as wide as a Chevy.
Will: Oh, that one's me, right?
Hattie: The other one was a slim, handsome Jersey. A real lady's bull.
Will: Ah, word to Granny. That one's me, right?
Hattie: Now, all season long, Petunia just couldn't decide. So come fall, she ups and picks the Angus. See?
Will: No.
Hattie: Why, by then, breeding season was over.
Will: Maybe if you changed it to cats or something.
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Quote from Philip
Hattie: Don't go giving me that look, Zeke. That's the same look you give me at the county fair when I wouldn't let you climb up the greasy pole. Now, you're not all that mad with me, are you?
Philip: Well, Mama, yes, I am. I try to set some rules down for Will and you undermined my authority. I know how to handle things. I am an adult.
Hattie: I am, too, Zeke.
Philip: I know that.
Hattie: Do you? How many adults do you tell to take a nap?
Philip: Mama, I was just worried about you.
Hattie: But I'm fine, baby.
Philip: I know. When you had the flu and I talked to you on the phone, you sounded so small. I just want you to live a long time.
Hattie: Then, Zeke, let me live.
Quote from Will
Will: Yo, DJ Granny. What's going on?
Hattie: Nothing. And your uncle aims to keep it that way. Oh, I know he means well but a body has to feel useful.
Will: Useful? You know that girlie advice you gave me? It worked like a charm.
Hattie: Really?
Will: I don't remember it exactly but I just walked up to her and said: "Hey, Tanya. Bulls and cows need to get together before it starts snowing."
Hattie: And she understood that?
Will: No, but she liked my hair.
Quote from Will
Will: Granny!
Hattie: Oh, sugar! Will, as handsome as ever.
Carlton: Grandma, as generous as ever.
Will: Granny, did you notice how Carlton's grown? He's almost into adult sizes.
Hattie: Well, congratulations, dear.