Carlton Quote #577

Quote from Carlton in Eye, Tooth

Will: Hey, y'all. Come check this out. Look at all this stuff I found up in the attic.
Philip: What? Wh- Why, that's my old trumpet. I haven't seen that thing in ages. [laughs]
Will: Oh, man, I didn't know you played the trumpet.
Philip: Well, when I was in college a little bit, you know. The girls all like a musician, you know? [blows trumpet]
Vivian: I met him after Princeton.
Ashley: Wow, look at all this stuff. My old coloring books. My diary. Wait a minute, I didn't have Barbie. Who had a Barbie?
Hilary: Well, it's not mine. My Barbie's at home fast asleep in her Barbie Dream House.
Carlton: Um... It doesn't matter whose it is. Let me see this trumpet.

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Geoffrey: Perhaps that iron fist that you rule with has gotten a bit rusty, sir.
Philip: Perhaps I should hit something.
Geoffrey: Be careful of misguided anger, sir.