Carlton Quote #553

Quote from Carlton in Breaking Up Is Hard to Do (Part 2)

Philip: Are you sure about this place, Will?
Will: Sure? Come on, it's great food and grass skirts and great live entertainment.
Man: [sings] Tall and tan and young and lovely A girl from Ipanema goes walking
Carlton: He's butchering it. [grabs the microphone and sings] And when she passes Each one she passes goes, "Ah" When she walks, she's like a samba She swings so cool and sways so gentle That when she passes Each one she passes goes, "Ooh" [talks] Now, that's how it's supposed to be done.

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