Will Quote #1691

Quote from Will in Breaking Up Is Hard to Do (Part 1)

Ashley: Oh, Daddy, Pemberton Modeling Agency wants me to sign with them.
Will: Come on, Uncle Phil. This is Ashley's big chance for me to meet Naomi Campbell.
Ashley: They're talking about putting me in a show.
Will: A big show. After which all the models are gonna wanna come home with Ashley and have coffee. Geoffrey, start making some damn coffee.


 ‘Breaking Up Is Hard to Do (Part 1)’ Quotes

Quote from Geoffrey

Philip: Geoffrey, would lay my clothes out for this evening and get some flowers and candy here ASAP.
Vivian: That man is on thin ice.
Geoffrey: I'll alert the fish.

Quote from Geoffrey

Will: Good morning, Ash.
Ashley: What's good about it?
Will: What's good about it? Who did they just make assistant head counter girl at Dippity Do Dog, huh?
Ashley: Oh, please. I hate my job. It's dirty, it's demeaning, and I have to work for a bunch of ingrates.
Geoffrey: You'll get used to it.

Quote from Carlton

Carlton: I'm gonna fade into the background if you don't get some highlighter on my cheekbones. Use number seven. And, blend, man, blend.