Jazz Quote #170
Geoffrey: Master Carlton, your guest has arrived.
Will: Hey, look here, Thumbelina-
Jazz: Pay no attention to my unemployed friend here. You really ought to bring Maurice past the club tonight.
Carlton: I'm sure he wouldn't be interested. Besides, I have the pleasure of escorting his sister around town tonight.
Will: Oh, two of y'all can fit on a Big Wheel?
Carlton: You were funnier with your beak on.
Jazz: That's it. Beak on. "Come get your beak on at-"
Will: Shut up.
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Quote from Geoffrey
Philip: You know, it's true what they say, TV really does add 10 pounds.
Geoffrey: Hmm. What would account for the other 250?
Philip: You know, you're not a man who enjoys employment, are you, Geoffrey?
Quote from Carlton
Will: Aah! So did you do it? Well, I hope you're happy now. You know, you got what you wanted. I'm out. You're in.
Carlton: Is that about it?
Will: No, sir. I have only begun. See, you know what kills me? I was laughing while I was walking home because it's funny. You know, how we can live together all these years, almost like brothers and you could still low-bridge me the way you did.
Carlton: Are you about done?
Will: Oh, no, sir. Furthermore, you little...
Carlton: Snake? Weasel?
Will: Oh, yes.
Carlton: Nerd?
Will: Oh, yes.
Carlton: How about square-headed short stack?
Will: This is not the way this is supposed to be going.
Quote from Will
Carlton: And action.
Will: Hi. As the king of poultry, I know what good chicken should taste like, and if you... Hold up, Carlton. Wait a minute. A chicken eating chicken? That's just sick.