Will Quote #1567
Quote from Will in Burnin' Down the House
Ashley: How did this happen?
Geoffrey: He did it.
Ashley: Does Dad know?
Will: No.
Ashley: Oh, he's gonna kill you.
Will: All right, that is exactly why we cannot let him see this till after the judge leaves. Because murderers, they're felons, and felons, they can't be judges. Kind of get where I'm going with this here? So this is our little secret, me, you and Geoffrey.
Hilary: [o.s.] Oh, my God.
Will: And Hilary.
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‘Burnin' Down the House’ Quotes
Quote from Carlton
Hippie: So what I'm saying is, there shouldn't be a rich or poor. We should all just share the wealth, man.
Carlton: Oh, I beg to differ.
[The VW camper van pulls over and Carlton is tossed out onto the sidewalk]
Quote from Will
Will: Ah. That was close. That was close. Oh, man. Oh, my God. I don't believe it. I almost burned the kitchen down. Oh, no! No! Auntie Em! Auntie Em!
[later:]
Will: Mama, no!
Quote from Hilary
Philip: The whole family will be there. He's gonna make his decision about who is to preside over the Show-Biz Madam Trial.
Hilary: Ew. She's so scuzzy. I mean, it's bad enough that she gets hookers for married men, but blue eye shadow? Hello.