Jazz Quote #164

Quote from Jazz in Love in an Elevator

Philip: Will, I've got a surprise for your bachelor party. I booked the penthouse suite at the LaPeer Hotel.
Will: Really? Oh, man, I could just kiss you. [laughs]
Jazz: I could just kiss you too. [off Uncle Phil's look] But perhaps my time would be better spent learning a talent.

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 ‘Love in an Elevator’ Quotes

Quote from Geoffrey

Geoffrey: Hey, good evening, Master William. Absolutely bumping party.
Will: Oh, yeah, thanks a lot, Geoffrey.
Woman: Geoffrey? But you told me your name was Will.
Geoffrey: No, I said I was willing.

Quote from Will

Will: Man, didn't your mothers ever tell you, don't play with buttons? [screams] Hello.
Jazz: They can't hear you, bro. The music's too loud. Can I throw a party or what?
Will: I don't believe this. There's a python and some triplets in there and I'm stuck in here with Ren and Stumpy.

Quote from Carlton

Carlton: Look, come on, Will. I've spent a lot of time decorating for your bachelor party. I just want it to be a surprise.
Will: Oh, no, not another Scooby-Doo piñata.
Carlton: Pssh. I wish.