Will Quote #1439
Quote from Will in Will Is From Mars
Will: I believe it's my turn.
Dr. Whitehorn: Go ahead, Will.
Will: Um... Oh, excuse- Um, can I borrow this for a second?
[Will almost strangles Louise Jefferson as he tries to take her scarf]
Will: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. [as Lisa] Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. You want some popcorn? Tsk. Why you screaming? What, I'm supposed to be a cook, a cleaner do everything you want. What you gonna do? Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Listen, you need to stop acting so stupid. You need to get a job, do something, so you can buy me something nice. You never bought me nothing nice. You just be acting all dumb. And why you talking about your uncle all the time? He ain't fat. He is big-boned.
George Jefferson: And I thought I had it bad. [laughs]
Louise Jefferson: And it's about to get worse.
George Jefferson: Ow!
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘Will Is From Mars’ Quotes
Quote from Will
Dr. Whitehorn: But look, for now before tomorrow's group session, I'd like to ask questions.
Will: Oh, cool, questions. Knock yourself out.
Dr. Whitehorn: Okay. Uh, where do you see yourselves ten years from now?
Will: Ah, that's an easy one. Ten years, I see us, you know kind of like the Huxtables, you know. Except I'm not gonna be delivering babies, I'm gonna be making them, you know what I'm saying? You know. But first, I figure we'd start out with Will, Jr., you know. Then Willfred, then Willoughby, then Willard, you know. Then Willis.
Lisa: Will, stop.
Will: "Will Stop"? [scoffs] That ain't no good name. Now, Willstafa, you know. That's strong, you know, like, kind of a Lion King kind of feel. You know, Will Simba.
Quote from Geoffrey
Hilary: I'll just use you in between meals. Daddy will never even know you're gone.
Geoffrey: Are you suggesting that I lie?
Hilary: Big time.
Geoffrey: Miss Hilary, I couldn't. I've worked for your father for 20 years. He's seen me through some very hard times. Even paid for my dear mother's cataract surgery.
Hilary: The extra money could get you that Beemer.
Geoffrey: Well, it's not as if he gave her a kidney.
Quote from Geoffrey
Hilary: Geoffrey, you look wonderful. Is that a new suit?
Geoffrey: It was, 20 years ago.
Hilary: [laughs] Oh, that's funny. Oh, since I moved out I have really missed your sense of humor, Geoffrey. Your wit, your charm... your wit. Your... Oh, who are we kidding? I need you to come work for me.
Geoffrey: Miss Hilary, I already have a job.
Hilary: Well, then, just part-time. Look, I'm a career woman. I don't have time to dust and push around that... Oh, what do you call that big loud thing that sucks up everything?
Geoffrey: You call him "Daddy." Look, I'm sorry, Miss Hilary, but he'd never allow me to moonlight. I'm expected to be on call for his 3 a.m. feeding.