Carlton Quote #405

Quote from Carlton in Will's Up a Dirt Road

Lisa: I'm excited because my friend Marvin got published in the op-ed section.
Will: Pfft. I mean, if I put my mind to it, I could write in any one of them old magazines.
Lisa: Baby, you don't need to prove to me that you're an intellectual. I like you just the way you are.
Will: What is that supposed to mean?
Lisa: Oh, just forget it. Ooh. I cannot wait to read this. The last article he wrote, ooh, it gave me goose bumps. I'm gonna climb into a hot bubble bath and get started on this right now. See you later.
Carlton: A bubble bath? "Marvin, take me away."

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