Jazz Quote #97
Quote from Jazz in You Bet Your Life
Will: I'm just saying, look, it ain't no way I'm letting Carlton ruin this weekend.
Jazz: Are we slowing down?
Will: I mean, nothing, but nothing, should stand between a man and his Phi Beta booty.
Jazz: Will, you're only doing 20 over the speed limit. What's wrong?
Will: Look, didn't I say nothing's wrong, man? Except the fact that I got a tank full of gas, a campus full of honeys and all I keep thinking about is that little midget we left back there.
Jazz: Will, honestly, I don't think Ashley wanted to come along.
Will: I'm not talking about Ashley. I'm talking about Carlton, man. We left him back there without a friend in the world.
Jazz: Then he should feel right at home.
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‘You Bet Your Life’ Quotes
Quote from Will
Carlton: Oh, I don't get a good feeling about this place, Will.
Will: It's cool. I'll take care of it. [loudly] Uh, we ain't Black. We just got back from Hawaii.
Quote from Jazz
Jazz: Crocket anyone?
Will: Jazz, you all right, man? You got a kind of a Clark Kent-Urkel thing jumping all over you.
Carlton: Actually, Will, he looks like me.
Will: Well, yeah, that's what I was saying.
Jazz: I'm all ready for my trip to college. About time, too. I spent eight years in high school.
Will: Jazz, Uncle Phil is going to be my chaperon and I don't think he wants you to come, buddy.
Jazz: Well, I guess I better return these stupid, funky clothes. Here, Carlton.
Quote from Geoffrey
Geoffrey: Silly me. When I went to university, I actually spent most of my time studying.
Will: Well, yeah, but look at you now, G.
Geoffrey: Touche. Did you by any chance see Murder, She Wrote last week?
Will: No.
Geoffrey: Good. Watch your back.