Carlton Quote #254

Quote from Carlton in The Baby Comes Out

Ashley: Wonder if Mom had the baby yet.
Hilary: I know.
Carlton: Birth is a miraculous thing, isn't it? To think I was once inside of a woman's body. I find that hard to believe.
Will: I think we all do, Carlton.

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 ‘The Baby Comes Out’ Quotes

Quote from Will

Carlton: She's in here. Look, whatever you do, don't mention her chins.
Will: Or her ankles. Or her feet. Oh, and whatever you do, never ever feed her after midnight.

Quote from Philip

Philip: Calm down, now. Now, I trained as a lawyer for many years. I was trained in the art of negotiation, okay? Observe. Sir, give me that damn phone or I'm gonna rip your liver out and eat it raw.
Will: That's right, boy, and he about due for a snack.
Man: Yes, sir.

Quote from Will

Will: All right, it's cool. Everything's cool, Aunt Viv. Everything's cool. All right, check it out. Carlton, you boil some water. Ashley, you go get some blankets. Hilary, you circle the wagons.
Vivian: Will, honey, what are you talking about?
Will: I wish to God I knew, Aunt Viv.