Carlton Quote #170
Quote from Carlton in Striptease for Two
Carlton: $24, $25. Gosh. Who'd have thought they'd pay you so little for selling your blood? How do you feel, Will?
Will: l'm fine. [flops onto the couch]
Carlton: Oh, buck up. You only have to give blood 50 more times to get Mom's bracelet back.
Will: There's gotta be an easier way, man. If I could just get them classifieds.
Carlton: You're not gonna hit me with this, are you?
Will: I'd like to. But I see three of you, and I don't know which one to hit.
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Quote from Philip
Philip: Is there more?
Carlton: I'm afraid so, Dad. We never got the clasp fixed on Mom's bracelet.
Philip: [chuckles] You never got the... [laughs; Will & Carlton start laughing] I don't know what to say. [all still laughing]
Will: We don't.
Philip: What can I do? What do you boys think I should do?
Will: I don't know. Reward us for our honesty? [all laugh uproariously] Hey, it worked for the Beave.
Philip: The Beave! [shouts] Do I look like a White guy named Ward? Now, you get that bracelet back and for the next six weeks I don't want to hear you breathe. Or I'm calling the Feds myself.
Will: I guess this probably ain't the best time to tell him we ran over the mailbox.
Quote from Geoffrey
Geoffrey: Ah, my financial advisors have arrived. Moron! Fathead!
Carlton: l didn't know the Dodgers were playing.
Geoffrey: They're not, thieving wankers.
Quote from Geoffrey
Philip: This is a delicious meal, Geoffrey. You've outdone yourself.
Geoffrey: You're too kind, sir. Moron! Fathead!
Vivian: Geoffrey, must you listen to the Dodgers game during dinner?
Geoffrey: I'm terribly sorry, madam. But it is the bottom of the ninth, bases are loaded. However, I will maintain my professionalism. Bunt, you pasty-faced sod! Peas?