Philip Quote #153

Quote from Philip in Be My Baby Tonight

Carlton: Will, I'm trying to keep Hilary from embarrassing all of us in front of the whole Republican Party.
Vivian: Hilary, are you joining the Republican Party?
Hilary: No, I'm going to it. Arnold Schwarzenegger's having a pool party. I can't decide if I got the right suit.
Will: Oh, darn. Now Arnold's gonna have to return his.
Vivian: I kind of like it.
Philip: I do, too. That's a good-looking hat.
Vivian: It's Hilary's new bathing suit.
Philip: When fish ride bicycles.

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Philip: I can still remember the night Ashley was born. She looked like a beautiful, little, black Winston Churchill.
Vivian: Seems like yesterday.
Philip: Our baby's not a baby anymore, is she?
Vivian: You know, I knew it was time to have a talk with her. And I tried to the other night, but I just couldn't face the fact that she was having sexual feelings.
Philip: [groans] Oh, Vivian. Vivian, how could this happen to us? We live in a good neighborhood, they go to good schools. She's never even had a cavity, for God's sake. Oh, Vivian, times have changed since you and I were young. Hell, they've changed since Hilary and Carlton were young. Well, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. You pack your bags, we are moving to Greenland.