Aunt Helen Quote #23
Quote from Aunt Helen in The Aunt Who Came to Dinner
Geoffrey: Excuse me, Mrs. Lewis, but you have a visitor.
Aunt Helen: Me? Who is it?
Geoffrey: Your husband, Mr. Lewis. [to Lester] Sir, I hope you brought your protective cup.
Lester: Sweetie pie, get your bags. The taxi's waiting.
Aunt Helen: Would someone please inform Action Jackson over there that I'm not going anywhere with him?
Lester: But, Helen, you're my wife. If you refuse to leave with me you know what I'm gonna have to do.
Will: Drag her home by her extensions?
Lester: Nope. I'm gonna stay right here with you until you change your mind. [Will, Carlton and Phil groan]
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Quote from Aunt Helen
Vivian: Honey, you know, all married couples go through rough times. But maybe if you just talk to Lester-
Aunt Helen: Talk to him? Girl, I wouldn't give Lester air if he was in a jug.
Vivian: Well, sweetheart, I don't mean to pry and you don't have to give me all the gory details, but-
Aunt Helen: Vivian, I told you. There is another woman in his life, and I don't mean his ugly mama.
Vivian: But Lester is crazy about you.
Aunt Helen: Was. Now he's just crazy. You know how some men are animals in bed?
Vivian: Yes.
Aunt Helen: Well, I don't.
Quote from Aunt Helen
Vivian: Wait! I forgot my purse. Has anybody seen my old brown bag?
Aunt Helen: Excuse me. You used to call me Diva.
Quote from Hilary
Vivian: Sweetheart, I feel so bad about this.
Hilary: Me, too. You poor thing. You know what? I'm gonna go out and I'm gonna buy something really nice.
Aunt Helen: Oh, sweetie, that's all right. You don't have to buy me anything.
Hilary: Oh, I know. I meant for me.