Will Quote #481
Quote from Will in Community Action
Monique: As you know, Doctor, when you make the vertical incision from the thorax all the way down to the groin, you have to be careful not to hit an artery. I mean, otherwise, you get excessive spurting. But it really reminds you of why you became a doctor when you crack open that rib cage, slip your hands in all the way up to your elbows, and pull out that bloody, pulsating heart. Would you care for some salsa? [Will faints]
[later:]
Will: Well, I guess I was a little more tired than I thought. Next time I donate an organ I'm just gonna let someone else perform the surgery.
Monique: Yeah, right. I'll see you later, Doogie.
Will: Hold up, baby.
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Quote from Hilary
Hilary: I'm sorry I was late, Alec. I came straight from court. I was arrested during a free-Mandela rally.
Alec: Mandela was freed two years ago.
Hilary: And l, for one, want to make sure he stays that way. Say, why don't you come over for dinner again tonight and we can discuss how to keep the guy out of jail?
Quote from Hilary
Alec: Lisa's the L.A. Chairperson for the National Board of Women.
Hilary: Oh, I did a lot for the women's group at my college.
Lisa: Really? Were you a member?
Hilary: Well, no. But I did talk several of them into shaving under their arms.
Quote from Jazz
Carlton: Jazz, I told you not to touch my clothes! And this label clearly says, "Hand wash." And that's exactly what I did.
Jazz: Before I stuck it in the machine, I washed my hands. Well, time for dinner. [grabs a cereal box]
Vivian: Uh, Jazz, sweetheart, you are a guest in our home. Now, baby, why don't you sit down and never get up?
Will: Look, Jazz.
Jazz: I pull my own weight... [looks at Uncle Phil] which is easier for some than others.