Will Quote #321
Quote from Will in Will Gets a Job
Carlton: Geoffrey, I'm famished. Can you make me a Gorgonzola sandwich on a croissant, heavy on the Grey Poupon?
Geoffrey: Certainly.
Carlton: Thanks. [exits]
Will: Oh, my God. Uncle Phil was right, G. I'm turning into Carlton. All right, that's it. No more of these sissy sandwiches. No more, no more valet parking. And no more of these preppy parties, man. Oh, oh, and that homecoming? No, you can kill that noise. I'm gonna call Cindy right now, and I'm gonna tell her the whole thing is off. Oh, and this check that Uncle Phil gave me? Now you see it, now you don't. Yo, the funky Fresh is back in the flesh with a vengeance, homes. [Geoffrey picks up the plate] Hey, hey, hey. I'm gonna eat that though. But I ain't gonna enjoy it.
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Quote from Vivian
Philip: Vivian, you don't expect me to condone his behavior.
Vivian: Baby, I know that falling asleep is not a good thing. But your own secretary has said that she's had to nudge you awake after you've had Mexican food.
Philip: Only after the El Presidente Platter.
Vivian: And he should go to practice, but it is an extracurricular activity. It's a lot like you going to the gym, and, as I recall, the last time you were there I think the Jeffersons were still trying to move on up.
Philip: That's different. I'm starting back Monday.
Quote from Carlton
Carlton: Well, I might as well face it. I'm irresistible to women. Now I know what Tom Jones feels like.
Quote from Will
Will: Man, I thought a dip in the pool was gonna cool me off. But I'm blazing about what Uncle Phil said to me.
Geoffrey: Oh, I'm sure when he called you a sophomoric cretin, it was just a figure of speech.
Will: No, no. That didn't bother me. It's when he said I was just like Carlton.
Geoffrey: Yes, I can understand your concern. Sandwich?
Will: Yeah, sure. See, now, look, I know where I come from, man. I mean, I'm coming straight out of Philly, man, and I'm proud of that. Hey, could you put that on a croissant for me?
Geoffrey: Certainly. You know, Master William, we all change.
Will: Hey, look, man, I haven't changed, I'm not gonna change and I'm not down with this bougie stuff.
Geoffrey: Swiss?
Will: No, Gorgonzola. Hey, man, I'm telling you, if there is one dude in the world that's the total opposite of Carlton, it's this guy standing right here, man. Hey, thanks a lot, G. Yo, man, how you gonna play a brother on the Grey Poupon?